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Whose brilliant idea was it to put the letter S in the word lisp?

They shouldn't have made this so tasty.

Did you know that you can tell the difference between cows by their noseprints? I'd like to know who decided to stick their cow's nose in ink to figure that one out.

In France, in the 1500's, women used to take their husbands to court if they couldn't get an erection. There, the manhood in question would be presented before a group of priests and midwives, who would examine it and try to get it erect. Maybe this is when priests started getting interested in penises.

Idaho is the only state to have an active ban on cannibalism. Technically not a crime in the rest of the nation, cannibalism is defined as the “nonconsensual consumption” of another human—meaning if you can get someone's permission to eat them, the feds can’t stop you.

I hear fava beans and a nice chianti go really well with that.

Random Thoughts

Whose brilliant idea was it to put the letter S in the word lisp?

They shouldn't have made this so tasty.

Idaho is the only state to have an active ban on cannibalism. Technically not a crime in the rest of the nation, cannibalism is defined as the “nonconsensual consumption” of another human—meaning if you can get someone's permission to eat them, the feds can’t stop you.

I hear fava beans and a nice chianti go really well with that.

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Whose brilliant idea was it to put the letter S in the word lisp?

They shouldn't have made this so tasty.

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Idaho is the only state to have an active ban on cannibalism. Technically not a crime in the rest of the nation, cannibalism is defined as the “nonconsensual consumption” of another human—meaning if you can get someone's permission to eat them, the feds can’t stop you.

I hear fava beans and a nice chianti go really well with that.